CAN YOU BELIEVE THE OUTRAGEOUS MANNER THEY ARE BEHAVING IN?
I was just picking up the newspaper to read today when they grabbed it from me, saying "Leo, don't bite the newspaper!"
And I said, "I'm not biting it! I'm picking it up!!"
Then one particularly insolent pet began pretending to read it, even though they can't read.
But I got my revenge.
Now, let me warn you, I'm normally a very nice and forgiving cat, but today they drove me crazy! I got so mad, I unsheathed my claws, leaped through the air, and landed, hissing, onto the insolent pet's face.
It got so scared, it dropped the newspaper, and I quickly picked it up and went back to my armchair by the fire.
Here's me:
Ugh, now they're yelling at me to get up.
I must go now to let those gormless idiots know I will decide where and when I will sit.
-Leo
I was just picking up the newspaper to read today when they grabbed it from me, saying "Leo, don't bite the newspaper!"
And I said, "I'm not biting it! I'm picking it up!!"
Then one particularly insolent pet began pretending to read it, even though they can't read.
But I got my revenge.
Now, let me warn you, I'm normally a very nice and forgiving cat, but today they drove me crazy! I got so mad, I unsheathed my claws, leaped through the air, and landed, hissing, onto the insolent pet's face.
It got so scared, it dropped the newspaper, and I quickly picked it up and went back to my armchair by the fire.
Here's me:
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| I get the best armchair because I'm the master of the house. |
I must go now to let those gormless idiots know I will decide where and when I will sit.
-Leo
