Tell me...

Tell me....

Does this photo look ANYTHING like my dear surly 16-going-on-17 cat?

NO!

I know I posted part 1 of this before, but it's so amazing that just be turning his head he looks 10 years younger.

Cats, teach us your secrets! We, humans, go to the ends of the earth is preserve youthful looks, such as plastic surgery! But here---here is an amazing specimen---

Alright, you want me to admit it?

Okay.

I'm jealous. Cats never look old! When humans grow old, we have wrinkles, and our hair becomes white, and we look horrible. Cats? Pshhhh, nah. They just keep growing in size (sometimes sideways, if you get my drift) but they still look young! And moreover, a slight angle makes them look 10 times younger, painlessly and immediately!

I'll now go drown my sorrow in a tub of ice cream...

-Christina

Sorry!---and Leo being lazy

I'm so sorry that I haven't posted in a MONTH! A MONTH!!!

Okay, I got to get back to my daily schedule. Anyway, daily schedule. Now.

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So, today I have a fabulous post for you...

It's an amazing photo of Leo doing his favourite thing....

BEING LAZY!

I straight up have no idea how he did this. If I stand on my head for one second I feel dizzy. When I took this photo, he had been in that position for....um....4 hours?

Uh...yeah! That's like, barely anything.

Sure, Leo, sure...

I'll see you tomorrow!

I won't!

Leo.

Okay, okay...

-Christina and  Leo

New Carpet!!!

Yay! I got a new carpet!

Warm and fuzzy, nice to rub your feet against, vibrations to massage your feet. Get yours today!

-Christina





I am most certainly NOT a carpet. You see that thing near my paw? Yeah? Well, it's a heater, and nice, warm, air comes out of it. Therefore, I sprawled out to absorb some hot air! There isn't a moment of peace in this house!

-Leo

(Nearly) Wordless Wednesday

Scratchy.

Adorable Sleepy Kitty Eyes/ Go away

So, you can take this photo two ways.

The first: sweet, sleepy, adorable, loving, kitty eyes.

The second: Go away! I'm trying to sleep.

This is one of those expectation/reality things. I want the first one, but the second one is the truth. I'll just sit here now imagining that he means to say"I love you so much!" Do not pull me out of my blissful fantasy. Thank you.

-Christina 

Kitten Face!!!!!!

Let's be honest. This photo looks NOTHING like my surly kitty. I snapped a picture of him while he was upside down, with the not-so-sleepy kitten eyes. He looks like a cute, cross-eyed little kitten.

And now for a word from Leo.

Ha!! This proves I am a young cat! I don't even need a facelift to look like a kitten! Ha! Proof that this blog lies!! Hahaha!!!!

Leo, calm down.

-Christina & Leo