I'm so sorry that I haven't posted in a MONTH! A MONTH!!!
Okay, I got to get back to my daily schedule. Anyway, daily schedule. Now.
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So, today I have a fabulous post for you...
It's an amazing photo of Leo doing his favourite thing....
BEING LAZY!
I straight up have no idea how he did this. If I stand on my head for one second I feel dizzy. When I took this photo, he had been in that position for....um....4 hours?
Uh...yeah! That's like, barely anything.
Sure, Leo, sure...
I'll see you tomorrow!
I won't!
Leo.
Okay, okay...
-Christina and Leo
Welcome to Leo: Blog of a Not-so-young cat, a blog about a very funny cat who doesn't seem to realize he's hilarious! Here, Leo will tell you all about his seemingly "horrible" life, how instead of getting fish, he got chicken, but he didn't want chicken all that much, and then he didn't want fish...anyway, many of his stories await you here! Now relax, and feel free to laugh. Don't let him see you at it, though.
Showing posts with label I don't care. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I don't care. Show all posts
Thursday, 6 November 2014
Tuesday, 9 September 2014
Because sometimes...part 2!
What do you do when your body is freezing cold but your paws are boiling? Leo clearly demonstrates how to go about such a dilemma!!
Tomorrow is going to be a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG POST!
Wordful Wednesday! What? What do you mean, Wordful isn't a word? Why, of course it is! Wordless is a word isn't it? So, naturally, Wordful is a word as wordy as Wordless. Wow, there are wayyyy too many words that start with W. I can't believe humans have the nerve to complain that there are too little words that start with W. Hah!
Leo, the point is, no one ever says something like what you just said above...
Hah! More excuses! Puny humans and their excuses!
Give us a moment, I'll need to sort this out. Enjoy today's post! And remember about tomorrow's BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG POST!
Oh, and then Miss I'm-so-smart Christina says I use the same words over and over.
Leo, it's purposeful. It's for emphasis,
Excuses!
-Christina and Leo
Friday, 22 August 2014
Under-appreciation
I don't get this. After I was done in the litter box, I carefully kicked out exactly 500g of litter around my litter box in an intricate, beautiful formation. I then proceeded to trap some litter between my paws, and spread my paws at exactly the right moments to make wonderful, lovely decorations to disguise their horrible, scratched up (not my fault) black carpet. Sure, it's nice to scratch on, but that's not the point.
ANYWAY, as I stepped back to admire by handiwork, THE STUPID, INSOLENT SERVANTS I took in so long ago (oh what a mistake that was) yelled "Leo! You tracked litter all through the house!" and uttered disgusting things while they vacuumed up my Masterpiece.
HOW COULD THEY? They don't appreciate my art! Hah! It's the same with my kibble. Nothing makes me angrier than watching them feast on roasted chicken while I get tasteless, disgusting, "hairball control"dry kibble, and sometimes some sort of pasty meat. It's actually quite delicious, but you know what I mean. Hair ball Control! Hah! A) it's a beautiful work of art, B) They're the ones who need Hairball Control, what with the strands of hair EVERYWHERE! I was going to post a lovely picture, but Miss I-am-so-important Christina decided SHE had the right to erase it? Why does SHE go through MY private blog anyway? I don't recall giving HER permission.
And another thing. Miss Christina I'm-so-high-and-mighty Skylarina has BRAINWASHED me into associating the scent of cooking onion with edible, marvelous meat. Now, she tempts me by frying onion WITHOUT MY meat, and then has the NERVE to look surprised and yells at me to go away and let HER eat! Hah! The nerve of her! Doesn't she know I'm always superior to her and her hunger? Why am I supposed to care if she doesn't want to eat meat for dinner? I want meat, and that's all that counts! She doesn't appreciate my genorsity of letting HER eat at all!
I am so under appreciated in this household!
Leo
ANYWAY, as I stepped back to admire by handiwork, THE STUPID, INSOLENT SERVANTS I took in so long ago (oh what a mistake that was) yelled "Leo! You tracked litter all through the house!" and uttered disgusting things while they vacuumed up my Masterpiece.
HOW COULD THEY? They don't appreciate my art! Hah! It's the same with my kibble. Nothing makes me angrier than watching them feast on roasted chicken while I get tasteless, disgusting, "hairball control"dry kibble, and sometimes some sort of pasty meat. It's actually quite delicious, but you know what I mean. Hair ball Control! Hah! A) it's a beautiful work of art, B) They're the ones who need Hairball Control, what with the strands of hair EVERYWHERE! I was going to post a lovely picture, but Miss I-am-so-important Christina decided SHE had the right to erase it? Why does SHE go through MY private blog anyway? I don't recall giving HER permission.
And another thing. Miss Christina I'm-so-high-and-mighty Skylarina has BRAINWASHED me into associating the scent of cooking onion with edible, marvelous meat. Now, she tempts me by frying onion WITHOUT MY meat, and then has the NERVE to look surprised and yells at me to go away and let HER eat! Hah! The nerve of her! Doesn't she know I'm always superior to her and her hunger? Why am I supposed to care if she doesn't want to eat meat for dinner? I want meat, and that's all that counts! She doesn't appreciate my genorsity of letting HER eat at all!
I am so under appreciated in this household!
Leo
Thursday, 14 August 2014
So...I wanted to take a serious photo of Leo...
So, I wanted to take a photo of Leo sleeping.
Here's what happened.
At first Leo gave me the "Not Again!* look.
Then he found me and my repeated attempts to capture him sleeping actually sort of...amusing!
Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore and exploded into gales of laughter. He laughed so hard he flipped over.
Yeah...I guess I'll try again another day.,.
-Christina
Here's what happened.
At first Leo gave me the "Not Again!* look.
| *sigh* She's at it again. She just won't leave me alone. |
Then he found me and my repeated attempts to capture him sleeping actually sort of...amusing!
| There she goes again...heehee! |
| Oh my god...HAHAHAHA...she's...so...HAHAHAHAHA....hah...can't breathe....OMG she's trying again....HAHAHAHA |
Yeah...I guess I'll try again another day.,.
-Christina
Wednesday, 21 May 2014
Really?!
So, I spend all day. ALL DAY. chasing after Leo, trying to get his attention. I was petting him 24/7. I gave him treats. And do you think he even gave me a sideways glance? No! At 9PM, I finally realized I wasn't getting anywhere, so I turned on the TV and sat down to watch a movie. Two hours later, I'm dozing in front of the screen with the low volume on. Suddenly, I hear a loud SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF and open one eye to see Leo, on his hind legs, in my face, sniffing me. Of course I ran a hand down his back to calm him down. After he dropped down back onto the floor, I let my hand drape off the couch and went back to sleep. Not 5 minutes later, my hand was bumped and prodded repeatedly by my cat's wet nose. So I sat up, groggy and sleepy, and gave him a few pats. It was 11PM, and I was tired. He moves away, and then comes straight back to rub his whole body, along my BLACK pants twice. Of course that's followed by tickling my knee with his long whiskers, and telling me I'm his by rubbing his chin and face against me. ANY other time of day I would've cried OMG THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!! But at 11:30 at night? I decided he was hungry and I got up to fill his food bowl, and my #1 fan follows me. He watches carefully to make sure I put enough food, but doesn't eat. I left to scoop his litter box, but Stalker Kitty follows, staring at me. I finally gave up and went back to the couch. Of course he has to give me his cutest big kitty eyes, mentally willing me to pick him up and cuddle, instead of going back to my soft couch for sleeping. In the end, he fell asleep and I placed him in the basket, escaped upstairs before he could stalk me some more, and locked the door. At 1AM, I was woken up by the loud banging of paws against my door. The morning found me sleep-deprived, on the floor, while Leo stretched luxuriously on the entirety of the Queen-sized bed.
This is my life.
-Christina
This is my life.
-Christina
Thursday, 8 May 2014
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