What?

"What? You don't like me on your legs? Please, stop lying to yourself."


This is his expression after he invites himself onto my lap! His eyes are so sad and big, with an expression of total, complete, and utter innocence. I wish! GET OFF, LEO!

-Christina

It's a random post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I have absolutely, positively, negatively, no idea what to post today. :D

So you can all look at this fantastic photo of Leo and bask in his glory.


That's right everyone! That's enough of laughing at my carefully planned out "mistakes". Now, bow down to your true, fantastically robed king!

"Fantastically robed", Leo? Really? What's that supposed to even mean?!

Well, just look at my perfect gold fur. And it's all ruined by that stupid black collar! You should've got me a collar fit for a king, embedded with lovely 16 carat diamonds and plated with gold!! But noooooooooo....all you care about is yourself! You don't care about me at all!

I'm sorry, you poor kitty. Do you want some treats?

No! I'm not speaking to you....wait, Treats? Okay...well...fine. But don't think for even a moment that you are forgiven! I...I...I won't sleep in your bed anymore!!! Then you will pay for what you have done to me!

I think I can live with that, Leo.

-Christina and Leo

Clumsy Idiotic Idiots

Can you believe this? This is going too far! My servants begged me to allow them to invite a few people. Well, being the nice cat I am, I allowed them.

You want to invite them AGAIN? Ugh, fine. Just this once.

So they came.

And not only did they come, but they didn't pay any attention to me! THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE!!! 

And that's not the worst part. Not by far.

When they were leaving, I, Leo, the cat of cats, the cat that cats only wish they could be, the great, benevolent, amazing, kind cat, master of the house, adopter of my servants, ACTUALLY GOT UP AND CAME TO THE DOOR TO ESCORT THEM, because I am so nice.

Guess what they did?



THEY. STEPPED. ON. ONE. OF. THE ROYAL PAWS!!!!!
 And they had the insolence to yell at me for being in their way!! Even though I went through all that trouble just to escort them!!

That is the last time I will ever allow any guests in my house!

Insolent idiotic clumsy idiots!

-Leo

Peace and Quiet...Finally.

I can finally relax. Can you believe it? I can't. They finally left me alone.




Is that a vase with some delicious flowers I see? Be. Right. Back.
*crash*

Leo! Was that you? No, why? What happened? I heard a crash. What crash? What? Leo! Why did you knock over that vase? I was eating the flowers! It's not my fault they're in a vase. You should've left the flowers out, but nooooo you put them in a vase! You can't blame me, because if you kept them out I wouldn't have knocked the vase over. Ha! Leo, we're having guests over today! Now, I need to clean up that giant spill. Still not my fault. FYI, my food bowl is empty. It has food at the edges. I'm telling you, it's empty!

See what I have to put up with?
-Leo