Welcome to Leo: Blog of a Not-so-young cat, a blog about a very funny cat who doesn't seem to realize he's hilarious! Here, Leo will tell you all about his seemingly "horrible" life, how instead of getting fish, he got chicken, but he didn't want chicken all that much, and then he didn't want fish...anyway, many of his stories await you here! Now relax, and feel free to laugh. Don't let him see you at it, though.
Showing posts with label Surly cat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Surly cat. Show all posts
Saturday, 8 November 2014
Tell me...
Tell me....
Does this photo look ANYTHING like my dear surly 16-going-on-17 cat?
NO!
I know I posted part 1 of this before, but it's so amazing that just be turning his head he looks 10 years younger.
Cats, teach us your secrets! We, humans, go to the ends of the earth is preserve youthful looks, such as plastic surgery! But here---here is an amazing specimen---
Alright, you want me to admit it?
Okay.
I'm jealous. Cats never look old! When humans grow old, we have wrinkles, and our hair becomes white, and we look horrible. Cats? Pshhhh, nah. They just keep growing in size (sometimes sideways, if you get my drift) but they still look young! And moreover, a slight angle makes them look 10 times younger, painlessly and immediately!
I'll now go drown my sorrow in a tub of ice cream...
-Christina
Thursday, 6 November 2014
Sorry!---and Leo being lazy
I'm so sorry that I haven't posted in a MONTH! A MONTH!!!
Okay, I got to get back to my daily schedule. Anyway, daily schedule. Now.
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So, today I have a fabulous post for you...
It's an amazing photo of Leo doing his favourite thing....
BEING LAZY!
I straight up have no idea how he did this. If I stand on my head for one second I feel dizzy. When I took this photo, he had been in that position for....um....4 hours?
Uh...yeah! That's like, barely anything.
Sure, Leo, sure...
I'll see you tomorrow!
I won't!
Leo.
Okay, okay...
-Christina and Leo
Okay, I got to get back to my daily schedule. Anyway, daily schedule. Now.
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So, today I have a fabulous post for you...
It's an amazing photo of Leo doing his favourite thing....
BEING LAZY!
I straight up have no idea how he did this. If I stand on my head for one second I feel dizzy. When I took this photo, he had been in that position for....um....4 hours?
Uh...yeah! That's like, barely anything.
Sure, Leo, sure...
I'll see you tomorrow!
I won't!
Leo.
Okay, okay...
-Christina and Leo
Tuesday, 8 July 2014
Saturday, 17 May 2014
Thursday, 15 May 2014
Kitten Face!!!!!!
And now for a word from Leo.
Ha!! This proves I am a young cat! I don't even need a facelift to look like a kitten! Ha! Proof that this blog lies!! Hahaha!!!!
Leo, calm down.
-Christina & Leo
Saturday, 5 April 2014
Peace and Quiet...Finally.
I can finally relax. Can you believe it? I can't. They finally left me alone.
Is that a vase with some delicious flowers I see? Be. Right. Back.
*crash*
Leo! Was that you? No, why? What happened? I heard a crash. What crash? What? Leo! Why did you knock over that vase? I was eating the flowers! It's not my fault they're in a vase. You should've left the flowers out, but nooooo you put them in a vase! You can't blame me, because if you kept them out I wouldn't have knocked the vase over. Ha! Leo, we're having guests over today! Now, I need to clean up that giant spill. Still not my fault. FYI, my food bowl is empty. It has food at the edges. I'm telling you, it's empty!
See what I have to put up with?
-Leo
Is that a vase with some delicious flowers I see? Be. Right. Back.
*crash*
Leo! Was that you? No, why? What happened? I heard a crash. What crash? What? Leo! Why did you knock over that vase? I was eating the flowers! It's not my fault they're in a vase. You should've left the flowers out, but nooooo you put them in a vase! You can't blame me, because if you kept them out I wouldn't have knocked the vase over. Ha! Leo, we're having guests over today! Now, I need to clean up that giant spill. Still not my fault. FYI, my food bowl is empty. It has food at the edges. I'm telling you, it's empty!
See what I have to put up with?
-Leo
Thursday, 13 March 2014
Paws, paws, paws, and... a surly cat.
Dear Readers,
Meow! I hope you're enjoying Leo's rants about his so-called horrible life. Believe me when I say that he is the insolent one, not me. However, I'd like to thank everyone who has viewed this blog and helped it grow! Leo may not admit it, but I can hear him purring with delight whenever there is a new comment or more views. So, many thanks!
However, I'd also like to straighten out a few things...that Leo says.
1. He is OLD, no matter what he says. He's 86 in cat years!
2. He is the rude and insolent one.
3. Leo never eats anything in his food bowl. If you give him chicken, he'll beg for fish, and vice versa.
4. He is cute, even if he doesn't think so. Especially his toes!
Which brings me to this photo I took today:
Like many other cat lovers, I absolutely love his sweet little paw pads. They're like perfect jellybeans. And I hate to admit it(okay, no, I don't hate to admit it), but that fur fascinates me. I do believe he is a tabby. Maybe not exactly your typical coloring, but still tabby. Leo is a no-breed, so his fur doesn't have any limits. The top of the paws is white but the bottom is a mixture of light ginger and white, and that random little spot of brown! If you were wondering, this is his front left paw.
Unfortunately, this sweet little paw actually belongs to a very surly-looking cat.
Hopefully I'll be able to get back to you soon...I think Leo's waking up.
-Christina
Meow! I hope you're enjoying Leo's rants about his so-called horrible life. Believe me when I say that he is the insolent one, not me. However, I'd like to thank everyone who has viewed this blog and helped it grow! Leo may not admit it, but I can hear him purring with delight whenever there is a new comment or more views. So, many thanks!
However, I'd also like to straighten out a few things...that Leo says.
1. He is OLD, no matter what he says. He's 86 in cat years!
2. He is the rude and insolent one.
3. Leo never eats anything in his food bowl. If you give him chicken, he'll beg for fish, and vice versa.
4. He is cute, even if he doesn't think so. Especially his toes!
Which brings me to this photo I took today:
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| Look at those little paws!!!! |
Like many other cat lovers, I absolutely love his sweet little paw pads. They're like perfect jellybeans. And I hate to admit it(okay, no, I don't hate to admit it), but that fur fascinates me. I do believe he is a tabby. Maybe not exactly your typical coloring, but still tabby. Leo is a no-breed, so his fur doesn't have any limits. The top of the paws is white but the bottom is a mixture of light ginger and white, and that random little spot of brown! If you were wondering, this is his front left paw.
Unfortunately, this sweet little paw actually belongs to a very surly-looking cat.
| The sweet little paw!! |
| The surly-looking cat. |
Hopefully I'll be able to get back to you soon...I think Leo's waking up.
-Christina
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