What?

"What? You don't like me on your legs? Please, stop lying to yourself."


This is his expression after he invites himself onto my lap! His eyes are so sad and big, with an expression of total, complete, and utter innocence. I wish! GET OFF, LEO!

-Christina

Because sometimes...

Ever had that feeling when your body is really cold, so you need to warm it up, but your tail is too hot, s you cool it down? Then you've probably been faced with the dilemma: Do you cool your tail at the expense of your cold body, or do you warm your body, at the expense of your hot tail?

Well, here's the solution!

 

-Christina

Expectation/Reality

When you look at this face, you'd think he was staring at something amazing, unearthly, captivating, and beautiful.

What he's actually staring at:

Unearthly, amazing, captivating, beautiful, wall. Who could resist?

OMG!!!! It's a wall!!!!!!

Who wouldn't want to stare at a wall for hours on end?
Most interesting thing ever!

-Christina

What's that, mom?

What's that, mom? You've got treats?

 "Sorry to burst your bubble, but no, I don't. And you already had 6 cat treats today. How about posing for a photo though?"

No treats, no pose. Go away.

Humans can be so cruel! So it's totally okay for them to guzzle that weird bubbly stuff and go to town on solid brown things (which taste really bad to me. Of course, that might be because cats can't taste sweet things.) and have chips! I know what chips are because that's all my pets ever talk about. "Hey, can you buy me some chips?" "Sure thing! What kind do you want?" "Get all of 'em!" It is just so unfair. I'm an active cat (more active than them anyway) and I could run those calories off in a second. Meanies. Humans are cruel.

Now excuse me, I must go annoy my servants with my meows so they give me treats.
-Leo

Did I mention that I'm a writer too?

I, Leo, am a very talented cat. I am a fully qualified yoga cat instructor, I am an amazing teacher, and have I mentioned I am immensely good at writing? No? Well, I am. I have the best writing skills on the planet.

Don't believe me? Hmph. Well, watch this:

 What's that?

I'm not grammatically correct sometimes?

Excuse me?

EXCUSE ME?!!!!

Excuse me?!

Yeah, that's what I thought.


-Leo