Okay class, settle down.
Settle down.
SETTLE DOWN!!!!!
Okay, that's better. Idiots...
Ahem.
Today, I will begin Saturday School. It's a school designed toforce you into highly uncomfortable positions to torture you teach you the art of bending into cat poses.
So, let's begin.
Step one: Find an armchair with armrests that are close together. The closer the better.
Step two: Sprawl out in between the armrests.
The next part is very hard. Pay close attention!
Step three: Curve your body at a 160 degree angle, so that you can rest your back paws comfortably against the armrest. MAKE SURE THEY ARE FIRMLY PRESSED AGAINST THE ARMREST OR YOU MAY FIND YOUR ANNOYING PETS POKING YOUR PAW PADS.
Step four: Twist your head slightly to the side and keep your nose 3cm away from the other armrest.
Step five: Adjust your front right leg so it disappears in between your fur and the armchair.
Step six: Stick your other front leg straight out into the air.
Step seven: Curve your paw at an 89 degree angle.
Step eight: This part is very important. You must carefully move your tail out to the left side and make sure to straighten it out as much as you can. If you fail to do this, you may find your position very uncomfortable.
Done! If you see any of your annoying pets approaching to pet the royal belly, flip over immediately and hiss until they leave. Then repeat! It is a very comfortable position for catching sun rays.
-Leo
Settle down.
SETTLE DOWN!!!!!
Okay, that's better. Idiots...
Ahem.
Today, I will begin Saturday School. It's a school designed to
Today, the position we will be learning is called the Curvy-Sun-Paw. Here is a demonstration.
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| As you can see, you bend yourself into a distinct curve and raise one paw at at 89 degree angle. |
So, let's begin.
Step one: Find an armchair with armrests that are close together. The closer the better.
Step two: Sprawl out in between the armrests.
The next part is very hard. Pay close attention!
Step three: Curve your body at a 160 degree angle, so that you can rest your back paws comfortably against the armrest. MAKE SURE THEY ARE FIRMLY PRESSED AGAINST THE ARMREST OR YOU MAY FIND YOUR ANNOYING PETS POKING YOUR PAW PADS.
Step four: Twist your head slightly to the side and keep your nose 3cm away from the other armrest.
Step five: Adjust your front right leg so it disappears in between your fur and the armchair.
Step six: Stick your other front leg straight out into the air.
Step seven: Curve your paw at an 89 degree angle.
Step eight: This part is very important. You must carefully move your tail out to the left side and make sure to straighten it out as much as you can. If you fail to do this, you may find your position very uncomfortable.
Done! If you see any of your annoying pets approaching to pet the royal belly, flip over immediately and hiss until they leave. Then repeat! It is a very comfortable position for catching sun rays.
-Leo
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