Can you believe this? This is going too far! My servants begged me to allow them to invite a few people. Well, being the nice cat I am, I allowed them.
So they came.
And not only did they come, but they didn't pay any attention to me! THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE!!!
And that's not the worst part. Not by far.
When they were leaving, I, Leo, the cat of cats, the cat that cats only wish they could be, the great, benevolent, amazing, kind cat, master of the house, adopter of my servants, ACTUALLY GOT UP AND CAME TO THE DOOR TO ESCORT THEM, because I am so nice.
Guess what they did?
THEY. STEPPED. ON. ONE. OF. THE ROYAL PAWS!!!!!
And they had the insolence to yell at me for being in their way!! Even though I went through all that trouble just to escort them!!
That is the last time I will ever allow any guests in my house!
Insolent idiotic clumsy idiots!
-Leo
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| You want to invite them AGAIN? Ugh, fine. Just this once. |
And not only did they come, but they didn't pay any attention to me! THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE!!!
And that's not the worst part. Not by far.
When they were leaving, I, Leo, the cat of cats, the cat that cats only wish they could be, the great, benevolent, amazing, kind cat, master of the house, adopter of my servants, ACTUALLY GOT UP AND CAME TO THE DOOR TO ESCORT THEM, because I am so nice.
Guess what they did?
THEY. STEPPED. ON. ONE. OF. THE ROYAL PAWS!!!!!
And they had the insolence to yell at me for being in their way!! Even though I went through all that trouble just to escort them!!
That is the last time I will ever allow any guests in my house!
Insolent idiotic clumsy idiots!
-Leo
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