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| What's that, mom? You've got treats? |
"Sorry to burst your bubble, but no, I don't. And you already had 6 cat treats today. How about posing for a photo though?"
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| No treats, no pose. Go away. |
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Humans can be so cruel! So it's totally okay for them to guzzle that weird bubbly stuff and go to town on solid brown things (which taste really bad to me. Of course, that might be because cats can't taste sweet things.) and have chips! I know what chips are because that's all my pets ever talk about. "Hey, can you buy me some chips?" "Sure thing! What kind do you want?" "Get all of 'em!" It is just so unfair. I'm an active cat (more active than them anyway) and I could run those calories off in a second. Meanies. Humans are cruel.
Now excuse me, I must go annoy my servants with my meows so they give me treats.
-Leo
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